The Gun Drummer Family
The story of our love and how we met is really quite common: One day I was outside a Red Lobster, shooting a mini gun into a flock of geese when she noticed me from the window where she was eating. She said, “Damn! Look at that hot piece of ass slaughtering those waterfowl in the parking lot like a total Chad!” She threw her crab legs on the ground and came rushing out into my arms. That night we deep fried like 80 geese and got married. 9 months later our baby was born! The rest is history! Love you babe!